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In order to pass a GRE, one must
1) Use commas and periods
2) Use the right pile of flash cards
3) STOP READING THE FAB BITCH’S TUMBLR
I’m a tumblr failure. My follower count is pathetic. Perhaps it’s the satire on my blog. Perhaps is just me. Weird how something on the Internet can cause increased feelings of lonliness.
The 24-carat gold MacBook Pro. The MacBook is completely golden with a diamond studded apple logo. Yet another product for a filthy rich businessman, seeking the attention of his wife can definitely contemplate over this gadget.
The blingified Golden Macbook has been designed by Alex Wiley and unquestionably not for mass customisation. There are two versions available which are 24kt Gold & Diamonds 15″ Macbook Pro and the 24kt Gold 15″ Macbook Pro.I love Blingees, I adore Macbook Pros. But together. Big Fucking Fail.
Tacky.Undoubtedly the most obnoxious fucking I’ll see all week!
OH. MY. FUCKING. GAHD. I don’t care what anyone says. I love Gold. AND I WANT THIS SHIT!!!
Blaring Tom Petty on the radio, flames on the steering wheel, and a chiller hat. My cab driver is a FAB bitch.
Stamp of Aproval
Spotted
I love flea markets because they are like a memorial to the stuff that belonged to the gerations of fabulous bitches passed. I mean the gal who owned this gem was def a FAB bitch.
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
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Spotted
Bitch, Im trying to eat my lunch. I dont need your ugly mug starting at me while im trying to choke down some shitty ” enchilada casserole”. The only reason you are giving a lecture about how we are all going to hell is because you aint getting laid.
Bleh, wtf is up with this town?
She’s probably just a wanna be SKANKAPOTMOUS
